I'm just here to steal the assorted candy and cough drops you leave in the bottom of your purse.
if this gets more than 100 notes i’ll admit i’m a furry
I just put a Brooke Candy song over a kids bop video and I’m dying
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
If you don’t like puns or sarcasm then we’ll probably never get along ever.
inspiration for what i’ll be wearing in 2014
so I opened the first link and this was the first trend that those darn girls seem to be so into that guys hate
literally what the hell
Number 20 of that first list is “red lipstick”. Like… wat.
And all the other numbers leave women with nothing to wear but ponchos I swear to god.
LOSING MY SHIT
im gunNA VOMIT
